Dating on Craigslist

Here's a Craigslist dating story from my friend Anthony:

"After trying multiple dating sites and coming up with nothing, I decided to post an Ad on Craigslist. I soon when on a date with this guy who said he was 25, and was a software engineer.

When I met up with him in person, he looked nothing like what he did in his picture. He was more like 35, and he knew nothing about software. He finally confessed that he was not a software engineer...he actually worked for a hardware store.

And then, he confesses that he lives in the basement of his parents house, where he gives acupunture to his birds.

This wouldn't have been so terrible if he actually knew how to give acupunture...instead, all those birds kept dying and the health department had to come to the house.

But that wasn't the bad part of the date. The bad part of the date happened when I tried to say goodnight to him, and he started crying, saying that it's hard for him to get laid because of his deformity.

I asked what type of deformity he had, as I couldn't see any on him...he wouldn't discuss it any further, but told me that he'd be willing to show me his deformity if i went down to his basement with him, where he can turn off the lights, get naked and let me feel it with my fingers."